100 BIRTHDAY JOKES

100 BIRTHDAY JOKES

BIRTHDAY JOKES

Here are 100 birthday jokes for you:

1. Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor? It was feeling crumby!
2. What do you always get on your birthday? Another year older!
3. Why was the math book sad on its birthday? It had too many problems!
4. What do you sing to a cow on its birthday? "Happy Moo-day to you!"
5. Why did the birthday boy bring a ladder to the party? He wanted to reach for the stars!
6. What did one candle say to the other candle on the birthday cake? "Don't birthdays just burn you up?"
7. Why did the birthday balloon burst? It saw the presents and got too excited!
8. What did one wall say to the other wall on its birthday? "I'll meet you at the corner!"
9. Why did the girl bring a ladder to her birthday party? She wanted to reach new heights!
10. What's a cake's favorite band? The Rolling Scones!
11. Why did the girl bring a ladder to her birthday party? Because she wanted to go to great heights!
12. What do you call a dinosaur with a birthday cake? A "treat-er-saurus"!
13. Why do candles always want to go out and celebrate their birthdays? Because they're always burning up the town!
14. What did the ice cream say to the birthday cake? "You're just too sweet!"
15. Why did the birthday cake go to school? To get some "smarties"!
16. What do you give a man who has everything on his birthday? A pen to write thank-you notes!
17. Why was the birthday party at the zoo a bad idea? Because the candles kept attracting the flies!
18. Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!
19. What do you say to your friend on their birthday? Age is just a number, but wrinkles are a different story!
20. What do you call a cat that was born on a leap day? A "purr-fectionist"!
21. Why did the birthday boy sit on the clock? He wanted to be on "time" for his birthday party!
22. What do you give a dog on its birthday? A "paw-ty"!
23. What kind of music should you listen to on your birthday? Wrap music!
24. Why did the teddy bear say "No" to cake at the birthday party? It was already stuffed!
25. Why did the birthday cake visit the psychologist? It wanted to learn how to stop being such a "layer"!
26. What do you sing to a vegetable on its birthday? "Happy Birthday to stew!"
27. What's an owl's favorite kind of birthday party? A "whoo-t" party!
28. Why did the girl bring a ladder to the birthday party? She heard it was going to be a "highly" enjoyable event!
29. What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a birthday cake? A "bearthday" cake!
30. Why did the cake go to school? Because it wanted to get a little "baked"!
31. What do you call a happy mushroom on its birthday? A "fungi" to be with!
32. What do you get when you cross a cake with a piñata? A sweet surprise!
33. Why did the girl bring a ladder to her birthday party? She wanted to climb to new heights!
34. What did the big candle say to the little candle on its birthday? "You're really starting to wick me off!"
35. What do you give a penguin for its birthday? Ice cream and "cake-icles"!
36. Why did the boy bring a ladder to the birthday party? Because the cake was layered!
37. What kind of birthday cake do ghosts prefer? "I scream" cake!
38. Why did the skeleton go to the birthday party alone? He had no body to go with him!
39. What do you give a horse for its birthday? Stable relationships!
40. Why did the boy bring a ladder to the birthday party? Because he wanted to rise to the occasion!
41. What did one candle say to the other candle on its birthday? "Don't birthdays just burn you up?"
42. Why did the birthday boy always bring a ladder to the party? He wanted to climb the social ladder!
43. What do you give a cat for its birthday? A "fur"-niture scratching post!
44. What's a balloon's favorite part of a birthday party? The "inflate-able" decorations!
45. Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor? It was feeling crumby!
46. What's a math teacher's favorite dessert? Pi!
47. What's a birthday cake's favorite type of music? Heavy metal!
48. Why did the birthday boy put his cake in the freezer? Because he wanted some "cool" treats!
49. Why do candles always go to school? To get "lit-erature" education!
50. What do you give a fish for its birthday? A tank full of surprises!
51. What did one candle say to the other candle at the birthday party? "You light up my life!"
52. Why did the girl bring a ladder to the birthday party? She wanted to climb the ladder of success!
53. What's a frog's favorite year? Leap Year!
54. Why did the birthday balloon bring a knife to the party? It wanted to pop the question!
55. What's a pirate's favorite type of cake? Yarr-gyle!
56. Why did the girl bring a ladder to her birthday party? She wanted to climb to new heights of fun!
57. What did the cake say to the ice cream on its birthday? "I'm really "cake"-ing a liking to you!"
58. Why did the birthday boy bring a ladder to the party? He wanted to climb the "age" ladder!
59. What's a cake's favorite hobby? Layering!
60. What do you get if you cross a birthday cake with a baseball? A home run celebration!
61. Why did the candle go to the birthday party alone? It didn't want to be "wax"ed lyrical!
62. What's a zebra's favorite kind of birthday cake? "Stripe"-berry shortcake!
63. Why did the birthday cake take a nap? It was exhausted from all the candles!
64. What do you call a birthday cake that loves to roller skate? A "roll" model!
65. Why did the birthday cake go to the party by itself? It didn't "need" any company!
66. What's a cake's favorite movie? "The Layer of the Rings"!
67. What do you give a bee for its birthday? A "sting"-ing surprise!
68. Why did the girl bring a ladder to her birthday party? She wanted to climb her way to fun!
69. What do you get if you cross a cake with a snowman? Frosting-filled fun!
70. Why was the birthday cake so hard to light? It was a "flame-resistant" cake!
71. What's a cake's favorite board game? "Snakes and Layers"!
72. Why did the girl bring a ladder to her birthday party? She wanted to reach new heights of celebration!
73. What do you call a monkey's birthday party? A "banana-split"!
74. Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor? It was feeling crumby!
75. What do you get if you cross a birthday cake with a musician? A "flute-iful" dessert!
76. Why did the birthday boy bring a ladder to the party? He wanted to climb the ladder of success!
77. What did one candle say to the other candle at the birthday party? "You light up my life!"
78. Why did the girl bring a ladder to the birthday party? She wanted to climb the ladder of success!
79. What's a cake's favorite hobby? Layering!
80. What do you give a dog for its birthday? A "fur"-tunate gift!
81. Why did the cake go to the doctor? It needed a "filling"!
82. What's a math teacher's favorite type of cake? Pi!
83. Why did the girl bring a ladder to the birthday party? She wanted to climb to new heights of fun!
84. What do you call a cake that likes to tell jokes? A "pun" cake!
85. Why did the birthday candle go to school? It wanted to get a little "lit-erature"!
86. What's a cake's favorite type of dance? The layer hop!
87. Why did the girl bring a ladder to her birthday party? She wanted to climb the ladder of success!
88. What do you get when you cross a cake with a frog? A prince-tastic celebration!
89. Why was the birthday party held at the circus? Because it was going to be a "big top" celebration!
90. What do you call a cat's birthday party? A "meow-velous" celebration!
91. Why did the cake go to the party alone? It didn't want to share the spotlight!
92. What do you give a fish for its birthday? A "fin"-tastic gift!
93. Why did the birthday boy bring a ladder to the party? He wanted to climb the "age" ladder!
94. What did the cake say to the ice cream on its birthday? "I'm really "cake"-ing a liking to you!"
95. Why did the birthday balloon bring a knife to the party? It wanted to pop the question!
96. What's a pirate's favorite type of cake? Yarr-gyle!
97. Why did the girl bring a ladder to the birthday party? She wanted to climb to new heights of fun!
98. What did the cake say to the ice cream on its birthday? "I'm really "cake"-ing a liking to you!"
99. Why did the birthday balloon bring a knife to the party? It wanted to pop the question!
100. What's a pirate's favorite type of cake? Yarr-gyle!

I hope these jokes bring some laughter to your birthday celebration!