100 BIRTHDAY JOKES

100 BIRTHDAY JOKES

BIRTHDAY JOKES

Here are 100 birthday jokes for you:

1. Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor? It was feeling crumby!
2. What do you always get on your birthday? Another year older!
3. Why was the math book sad on its birthday? It had too many problems!
4. What do you sing to a cow on its birthday? "Happy Moo-day to you!"
5. Why did the birthday boy bring a ladder to the party? He wanted to reach for the stars!
6. What did one candle say to the other candle on the birthday cake? "Don't birthdays just burn you up?"

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100 Plus Funny Jokes

1. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
2. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
3. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
4. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
5. Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
6. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
7. I told my wife she was getting too old for a birthday cake. She said she still wanted one but with fewer candles.
8. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
9. Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool.
10. Why don't ants get sick? Because they have tiny antibodies.

Double-meaning family jokes:

Here are a few double-meaning family jokes:

• Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! (This one is especially great if your family loves cooking.)
• Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! (Tech-savvy families might appreciate this one.)
• Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired! (Perfect for families who love to go biking together.)
• Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well! (A classic dad joke that never gets old.)
• Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one! (A perfect joke for families who enjoy golfing together.)
• I hope these jokes make your family laugh!